1 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:33,041 How are the kids? 2 00:03:35,594 --> 00:03:37,990 Are you sure you're alright, Nick? 3 00:03:39,798 --> 00:03:41,081 I'm fine. 4 00:03:41,101 --> 00:03:42,315 She named that place after you, 5 00:03:42,335 --> 00:03:43,917 you know. 6 00:03:43,937 --> 00:03:46,386 The hell you've been through in the last couple of years. 7 00:03:46,406 --> 00:03:48,117 You deserve better. 8 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:52,212 Hang on a second Nick. 9 00:03:56,449 --> 00:04:01,201 Rach, I think someone's moving in next door. 10 00:04:01,221 --> 00:04:02,701 That's bloody quick. 11 00:04:02,721 --> 00:04:04,603 Well, did you think 12 00:04:04,623 --> 00:04:07,134 they were gonna leave it sat there empty forever? 13 00:04:08,361 --> 00:04:10,877 It can't be doing you much good being cooped up alone 14 00:04:10,897 --> 00:04:13,013 in that house, to be honest. 15 00:04:13,033 --> 00:04:14,414 Why don't you jump on a train? 16 00:04:14,434 --> 00:04:16,016 Stay with us for a few days. 17 00:04:16,036 --> 00:04:18,546 The kids would love to see their auntie. 18 00:04:19,538 --> 00:04:21,988 I can't. They... they need me at work. 19 00:04:22,008 --> 00:04:23,655 Okay. 20 00:04:23,675 --> 00:04:24,723 Well, I'm sure the new neighbors 21 00:04:24,743 --> 00:04:25,724 will be lovely. 22 00:04:25,744 --> 00:04:27,427 Give them a chance, okay? 23 00:04:27,447 --> 00:04:29,956 You might end up with some new mates. 24 00:04:31,384 --> 00:04:32,664 Good morning, Mr. Phipps. 25 00:04:32,684 --> 00:04:34,234 How you doing today? 26 00:04:34,254 --> 00:04:35,734 I want the other one. 27 00:04:35,754 --> 00:04:38,771 I know you do, but Agatha doesn't work on a Tuesday, 28 00:04:38,791 --> 00:04:41,640 so you're gonna have to make do with me, I'm afraid. 29 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,221 Can you take these for me? 30 00:04:45,564 --> 00:04:47,048 Well done. 31 00:04:48,268 --> 00:04:50,183 She's got lovely blonde hair. 32 00:04:50,203 --> 00:04:51,717 She has. 33 00:04:51,737 --> 00:04:53,186 Beautiful backside. 34 00:04:53,206 --> 00:04:55,687 Oh, yeah, I know. 35 00:04:55,707 --> 00:04:57,957 You know I don't like to ask, but I really need you 36 00:04:57,977 --> 00:04:59,459 to work tomorrow. 37 00:04:59,479 --> 00:05:01,494 It's my one day off, Neil. 38 00:05:01,514 --> 00:05:03,163 You need to hire more staff. 39 00:05:03,183 --> 00:05:03,963 I'm working on it. 40 00:05:03,983 --> 00:05:05,265 You keep saying that. 41 00:05:05,285 --> 00:05:08,068 I can't help it if nobody's applying for the job. 42 00:05:08,088 --> 00:05:09,969 No one wants to graft these days. 43 00:05:09,989 --> 00:05:12,172 Well, maybe you should raise the pay. 44 00:05:12,192 --> 00:05:13,788 You know I can't do that. 45 00:05:16,096 --> 00:05:18,530 Look, I need you. 46 00:05:19,032 --> 00:05:21,314 More importantly, they need you. 47 00:05:22,135 --> 00:05:23,467 Nicky. 48 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:42,135 Hello. 49 00:05:42,155 --> 00:05:43,296 Oh. 50 00:05:44,424 --> 00:05:46,239 That's right. 51 00:05:46,259 --> 00:05:48,707 How are you doing? Hmm? 52 00:05:48,727 --> 00:05:50,972 Should we make Nan's cake? 53 00:06:38,178 --> 00:06:40,860 This is a very important visit now 54 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,592 for John Higgins. 55 00:06:57,130 --> 00:06:59,279 He's finished just a little bit awkward, 56 00:06:59,299 --> 00:07:02,608 so he might just decide to come back off the blue here. 57 00:07:04,804 --> 00:07:06,819 No, he was playing for the black. 58 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:10,834 So, key shot coming up in this frame. 59 00:07:16,649 --> 00:07:19,299 Oh, look at that little shot. 60 00:07:19,319 --> 00:07:21,030 Now, how does she look? 61 00:07:53,953 --> 00:07:57,147 How long is this gonna go on for, eh, Reg? 62 00:08:16,775 --> 00:08:19,058 Come on. 63 00:08:19,078 --> 00:08:22,562 Oy! Oy! I'm a fucking animal, yeah? 64 00:08:22,582 --> 00:08:23,997 I'm a fucking animal. 65 00:08:24,017 --> 00:08:26,466 That's what I am, a fucking animal. 66 00:08:26,486 --> 00:08:27,567 Yeah. Yeah. 67 00:08:27,587 --> 00:08:29,402 Are you fucking ready? 68 00:08:29,422 --> 00:08:30,970 Are you fucking ready? 69 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:33,577 Go on, son, let's go. Yeah. 70 00:10:13,893 --> 00:10:16,327 For fuck's sake. 71 00:10:35,448 --> 00:10:36,896 God, Dorothy. 72 00:10:36,916 --> 00:10:38,438 Are you okay? 73 00:10:39,018 --> 00:10:40,633 - Oh dear. - I'm sorry. 74 00:10:40,653 --> 00:10:41,701 No, don't be sorry. 75 00:10:41,721 --> 00:10:43,102 Let's get you up. 76 00:10:43,122 --> 00:10:45,204 Where is everyone, eh? 77 00:10:45,224 --> 00:10:47,340 Use your legs. Use your legs for me. 78 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,262 That's right. 79 00:11:11,651 --> 00:11:12,632 Hello. 80 00:11:12,652 --> 00:11:13,599 Hi. 81 00:11:13,619 --> 00:11:15,034 Hello stranger. 82 00:11:15,054 --> 00:11:16,436 Tried your mobile earlier. 83 00:11:16,456 --> 00:11:17,670 Did you? 84 00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:19,539 Must've been on silent. 85 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:22,716 Anyway, you sound much nicer on the proper phone. 86 00:11:24,096 --> 00:11:25,978 How are you doing? How's uni? 87 00:11:25,998 --> 00:11:27,180 Yeah, good. 88 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,248 Just writing essays and all that. 89 00:11:29,268 --> 00:11:30,550 Just wanted to check in. 90 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:31,951 Make sure you're alright. 91 00:11:31,971 --> 00:11:33,653 Check in? 92 00:11:33,673 --> 00:11:36,155 Your auntie's not been in touch by any chance? 93 00:11:36,175 --> 00:11:37,356 No. 94 00:11:37,376 --> 00:11:38,859 Mm. 95 00:11:38,879 --> 00:11:40,960 Well, don't worry about me, alright? 96 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:43,362 Just focus on your uni work. 97 00:11:43,382 --> 00:11:46,165 Then get rich and buy me a nice new house. 98 00:11:46,185 --> 00:11:48,695 Hmm. Yeah, I'll try. 99 00:11:49,755 --> 00:11:51,771 You got any nice plans for tonight? 100 00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:53,473 Just going cinema. 101 00:11:53,493 --> 00:11:55,975 They're showing The Exorcist on a proper old film print. 102 00:11:55,995 --> 00:11:59,779 God, I bloody hate that film. 103 00:11:59,799 --> 00:12:02,994 Mind you, I feel like the girl with the spinning head today. 104 00:12:03,703 --> 00:12:05,184 Why? 105 00:12:05,204 --> 00:12:07,829 Some lad's moved into your Nana's place. 106 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:10,891 It was a right old party. 107 00:12:10,911 --> 00:12:12,525 I haven't slept a wink. 108 00:12:12,545 --> 00:12:14,795 Did you not tell him to shut the fuck up? 109 00:12:14,815 --> 00:12:15,896 Oi! Language! 110 00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:17,741 No, I did not. 111 00:12:18,819 --> 00:12:21,100 I'm sure they're just excited, it being the first night 112 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,903 and all that. 113 00:12:22,923 --> 00:12:25,806 Get some sort of rest today, I'm sure. 114 00:12:25,826 --> 00:12:27,106 Mm. 115 00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:30,009 It's gonna be weird having someone else 116 00:12:30,029 --> 00:12:32,545 at Nan and Grandad's. 117 00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:33,783 Yeah. 118 00:12:50,851 --> 00:12:52,714 Hello, darling. 119 00:12:54,253 --> 00:12:56,837 There we go, Reggie. 120 00:12:56,857 --> 00:12:59,708 Give you your food. There we go. 121 00:14:39,558 --> 00:14:41,041 Yeah, I'll be just there in a sec. 122 00:14:41,061 --> 00:14:42,742 - One sec. Yeah, go on. - Hi. 123 00:14:42,762 --> 00:14:46,145 Um, can I just have a word with you about the noise? 124 00:14:46,165 --> 00:14:48,147 Oh. Are you from next door, ain't ya? 125 00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:50,149 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come in. 126 00:14:50,169 --> 00:14:51,985 - No, I'm alright, I... - No, come in. No, come in. 127 00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:53,653 Oi! Oi, Jack! Jack! 128 00:14:53,673 --> 00:14:55,022 - Fetch her a drink, yeah? - No, I don't... 129 00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:56,155 You a cocktail girl, ain't ya? 130 00:14:56,175 --> 00:14:57,256 What do you want, like a little pineapple 131 00:14:57,276 --> 00:14:58,290 at the top to make it look... 132 00:14:58,310 --> 00:14:59,725 No, it's... 133 00:14:59,745 --> 00:15:00,760 You know what? 134 00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,194 You probably don't know with you just moving in, 135 00:15:02,214 --> 00:15:03,897 but the walls are really thin. 136 00:15:03,917 --> 00:15:06,399 And I just wanted to chat with you about the music, 137 00:15:06,419 --> 00:15:09,368 'cause last night, I barely slept a wink. 138 00:15:09,388 --> 00:15:10,569 Oh, well, sleep when you're dead. 139 00:15:10,589 --> 00:15:11,872 That's what I say. 140 00:15:11,892 --> 00:15:14,875 Well, I... I don't really wanna sleep when I'm dead. 141 00:15:14,895 --> 00:15:16,575 I'd quite like to sleep now. 142 00:15:16,595 --> 00:15:18,845 I've got to be up for work in the morning at 7:00. 143 00:15:18,865 --> 00:15:19,980 Oh, you're serious? 144 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,614 Yeah. 145 00:15:21,634 --> 00:15:23,884 Fucking hell. Were we that loud? 146 00:15:23,904 --> 00:15:24,684 Come on, we weren't that loud. 147 00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:25,819 We weren't that loud, be honest. 148 00:15:25,839 --> 00:15:27,186 My bed was vibrating. 149 00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:28,789 It was fucking hell. 150 00:15:28,809 --> 00:15:29,990 Oi, Jack! Oi, Jack! Jack! 151 00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,425 She said her bed was vibrating like that fucking face... 152 00:15:32,445 --> 00:15:33,994 No, I just need my beauty sleep. 153 00:15:34,014 --> 00:15:35,227 Do you know what I'm saying? 154 00:15:35,247 --> 00:15:36,797 You'll need more than a few hours, Kip, 155 00:15:36,817 --> 00:15:37,998 to sort them bags out, love. 156 00:15:38,018 --> 00:15:39,166 Hey, watch your fucking mouth, dude. 157 00:15:39,186 --> 00:15:40,633 Sorry. What... what did you just say? 158 00:15:40,653 --> 00:15:43,003 Should she even be drinking? She looks about 12 years old. 159 00:15:43,023 --> 00:15:44,403 I'm 20. 160 00:15:44,423 --> 00:15:46,439 Look, I'll sort it out, yeah? And I'm sorry about it. 161 00:15:46,459 --> 00:15:48,141 But I ain't got class for that, you know? 162 00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:49,308 You want this turned down? 163 00:15:49,328 --> 00:15:50,309 If you won't mind, yeah. 164 00:15:50,329 --> 00:15:51,343 Right, I'll just tell him, yeah? 165 00:15:51,363 --> 00:15:52,411 - Just the music, yeah? - Yes. 166 00:15:52,431 --> 00:15:54,147 Right, I've got you. I'm sorry. 167 00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,515 Oi, turn it down in there, yeah? 168 00:15:56,535 --> 00:15:58,919 No, not up. Turn it down. 169 00:15:58,939 --> 00:15:59,820 Yeah, yeah. Nice one. 170 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,320 - That's fine. - Is that perfect, yeah? 171 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:02,521 - This is great. Absolutely. - Are you sure? 172 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:03,589 I'll turn it down more for you. 173 00:16:03,609 --> 00:16:04,590 - No, that's fine. No. - I've got you. 174 00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:06,093 Anything you want, I've got you. 175 00:16:06,113 --> 00:16:08,028 - Thank you. That's fine. - I can turn it down. Alright. 176 00:16:08,048 --> 00:16:10,763 Actually, there is one more thing. 177 00:16:10,783 --> 00:16:12,039 Yeah? 178 00:16:12,853 --> 00:16:14,333 Would you ask your mate with the dog, 179 00:16:14,353 --> 00:16:16,937 to keep it on this side of the grass. 180 00:16:16,957 --> 00:16:19,172 It's just that this morning, I nearly stepped on 181 00:16:19,192 --> 00:16:21,209 a massive pile of dog mess. 182 00:16:23,864 --> 00:16:25,916 Well, how do you know it was his dog? 183 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,380 No, no, I'm serious. 184 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,750 How... how... how do you know it was his dog? 185 00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:33,319 It could have been anyone's dog. Did you see it? 186 00:16:34,373 --> 00:16:36,990 Did you see his dog shit? 187 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:38,758 - I... - I'm only joking. 188 00:16:38,778 --> 00:16:40,459 I'm pulling your leg. I've got you. 189 00:16:40,479 --> 00:16:42,261 I've got you, yeah? I'll tell him, yeah? 190 00:16:42,281 --> 00:16:43,462 - I'll tell him. - Thanks. 191 00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:45,264 I'll fucking sort him out for you. 192 00:16:45,284 --> 00:16:47,067 Alright. Well, I hope you have a really... 193 00:16:47,087 --> 00:16:49,026 Alright. See ya. Bye! 194 00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:53,173 Hello. And welcome to 195 00:16:53,193 --> 00:16:55,133 tonight's sleep meditation. 196 00:16:56,495 --> 00:17:01,212 A chance to slowly drift with the ocean and to surrender. 197 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,884 My name is Jason Stevenson. 198 00:17:03,904 --> 00:17:06,418 And in tonight's practice, 199 00:17:06,438 --> 00:17:08,687 I invite you to open your heart 200 00:17:08,707 --> 00:17:12,291 to the possibility of total release 201 00:17:12,311 --> 00:17:14,974 and relaxation. 202 00:17:19,318 --> 00:17:21,802 Just notice your breath 203 00:17:21,822 --> 00:17:24,142 as it flows naturally. 204 00:17:27,861 --> 00:17:32,645 And notice how it moves like a soft wave 205 00:17:32,665 --> 00:17:33,947 and how, 206 00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:40,318 if you listen closely, it can sound like one, too. 207 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,316 Sorry, but what have we just discussed? 208 00:18:43,336 --> 00:18:45,185 It's 4:00 in the morning 209 00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:47,519 and the music is getting louder. 210 00:18:47,539 --> 00:18:49,289 Some of us have got to get up for work in the morning. 211 00:18:49,309 --> 00:18:50,589 Don't talk to me about graft, love, yeah? 212 00:18:50,609 --> 00:18:52,025 Yeah, I've done my fucking shit, alright? 213 00:18:52,045 --> 00:18:53,193 Right, well. 214 00:18:53,213 --> 00:18:54,294 What? 215 00:18:54,314 --> 00:18:55,896 Can you just turn the music down? 216 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:58,497 What's your fu... seriously, what's your fucking problem? 217 00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,532 No, no, look at me? What's your fucking problem? 218 00:19:00,552 --> 00:19:01,902 Are you allergic to fun or something? 219 00:19:01,922 --> 00:19:03,236 You're so fucking miserable, you know that? 220 00:19:03,256 --> 00:19:05,404 I'm... I'm just... I've had a tough couple of years here 221 00:19:05,424 --> 00:19:06,438 struggling with me mental health 222 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,174 and I... I just want to sit back, 223 00:19:08,194 --> 00:19:09,608 relax with a couple of me mates here 224 00:19:09,628 --> 00:19:11,610 and just want to clear me head of some of the horrible shit 225 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,612 that's in me, yeah, and I'm telling you this, 226 00:19:13,632 --> 00:19:14,613 you ain't fucking helping, are you? 227 00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:17,549 I understand and I'm really sorry 228 00:19:17,569 --> 00:19:18,751 - that you've had problems. - Are you? 229 00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:20,753 I am, but if you don't turn it down, 230 00:19:20,773 --> 00:19:22,655 I'm gonna have to call the police. 231 00:19:22,675 --> 00:19:23,924 Oh, it's like that? 232 00:19:23,944 --> 00:19:25,225 What, you're gonna call the fucking pigs on me, 233 00:19:25,245 --> 00:19:26,425 are you? 234 00:19:26,445 --> 00:19:27,726 If you don't turn it down, I'm gonna have to. 235 00:19:27,746 --> 00:19:29,561 Yeah, why don't you go and fuck off then? 236 00:19:29,581 --> 00:19:31,563 Now, get the fuck out of my garden, you fucking grass! 237 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,233 Go and fuck off! 238 00:19:33,253 --> 00:19:34,868 Go on! Fuck off! 239 00:19:34,888 --> 00:19:36,568 Now don't fucking be a drama queen, get up! 240 00:19:36,588 --> 00:19:37,837 What are you falling over for? 241 00:19:37,857 --> 00:19:39,471 Go and fuck off! 242 00:19:39,491 --> 00:19:41,774 He told me to F off out of his garden! 243 00:19:41,794 --> 00:19:43,944 Right, and were you 244 00:19:43,964 --> 00:19:44,978 in his garden? 245 00:19:44,998 --> 00:19:46,947 Well, yeah, I was, I was, yeah, because I was just 246 00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:49,448 knocking on the door to complain about the noise. 247 00:19:49,468 --> 00:19:50,649 Are you back inside 248 00:19:50,669 --> 00:19:51,851 your property now? 249 00:19:51,871 --> 00:19:53,652 Yeah. 250 00:19:53,672 --> 00:19:55,255 And has he made any attempt 251 00:19:55,275 --> 00:19:57,057 to enter your property? 252 00:19:57,077 --> 00:19:58,256 No. 253 00:19:59,346 --> 00:20:01,094 Look your best bet really 254 00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:03,495 with noise complaints is to contact the local council. 255 00:20:03,515 --> 00:20:04,898 If it becomes a long term problem, 256 00:20:04,918 --> 00:20:07,391 they'll gather evidence and have him removed. 257 00:20:08,288 --> 00:20:10,837 But what about now? 258 00:20:10,857 --> 00:20:12,038 I need to sleep! 259 00:20:12,058 --> 00:20:13,106 Now! 260 00:20:13,126 --> 00:20:16,810 What... what are you gonna do about the noise now? 261 00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:19,264 Madam. 262 00:20:55,101 --> 00:20:57,497 Oh my God! 263 00:21:00,606 --> 00:21:02,956 Nicky? 264 00:21:02,976 --> 00:21:04,231 Kevin. 265 00:21:05,178 --> 00:21:07,760 You need a ticket from 7:00 a.m. these days. 266 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:09,762 - Oh. - It's a 50 quid fine. 267 00:21:09,782 --> 00:21:11,097 Sorry. 268 00:21:11,117 --> 00:21:12,799 No, you're alright. 269 00:21:12,819 --> 00:21:14,501 What are you doing down here at this hour anyway? 270 00:21:14,521 --> 00:21:16,970 It's usually only doggers before 8:00. 271 00:21:16,990 --> 00:21:19,305 I see some mad things working in parking enforcement, 272 00:21:19,325 --> 00:21:20,808 let me tell you. 273 00:21:21,895 --> 00:21:24,077 I'm not the man I used to be, Nick. 274 00:21:24,097 --> 00:21:26,493 Still, I wouldn't have had you down for a dogger. 275 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:28,982 I'm not a dogger, Kevin. 276 00:21:29,002 --> 00:21:30,334 I'm just... 277 00:21:31,104 --> 00:21:33,520 watching the waves before I go to work, 278 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:37,038 and I must have... must have dozed off. 279 00:21:37,811 --> 00:21:39,225 What are you listening to? 280 00:21:39,245 --> 00:21:40,527 Fogy FM? 281 00:21:40,547 --> 00:21:41,995 Fogy FM? 282 00:21:42,015 --> 00:21:43,498 It's Beethoven. 283 00:21:44,716 --> 00:21:46,399 Daddy used to always listen to it at breakfast. 284 00:21:46,419 --> 00:21:52,011 I couldn't bear it, but now I wouldn't be without it. 285 00:21:53,259 --> 00:21:55,208 Great movie. All the same. 286 00:21:55,228 --> 00:21:56,708 Beethoven, you remember? 287 00:21:56,728 --> 00:21:58,812 The one with the big fat dog? 288 00:21:58,832 --> 00:22:01,514 It's not a fat dog, it's a Saint Bernard. 289 00:22:01,534 --> 00:22:02,748 They're meant to be that size. 290 00:22:02,768 --> 00:22:05,251 Well, yeah, that's what my sister tells herself. 291 00:22:05,271 --> 00:22:08,555 It's still not right to take up two seats on a bus, is it? 292 00:22:08,575 --> 00:22:09,721 How is Karen? 293 00:22:09,741 --> 00:22:11,723 Clinically obese. 294 00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:13,570 Yeah, it's official. 295 00:22:14,314 --> 00:22:15,562 Hey, I've got one for you. 296 00:22:15,582 --> 00:22:18,625 Um, what's Mozart doing these days? 297 00:22:20,553 --> 00:22:23,368 He's decomposing. 298 00:22:24,257 --> 00:22:25,398 Did you get it? 299 00:22:26,658 --> 00:22:28,475 You know what, Kevin, I'm gonna have to go, 300 00:22:28,495 --> 00:22:32,479 because um, I should really g... go... go. 301 00:22:32,499 --> 00:22:34,646 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 302 00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:36,648 Hey, wait, no, wait. Let me give you... 303 00:22:36,668 --> 00:22:38,284 I'll give you my card. 304 00:22:38,304 --> 00:22:39,901 My new venture. 305 00:22:42,674 --> 00:22:43,790 Great seeing you. 306 00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:46,739 - Yeah, you too. - Take care. 307 00:23:01,494 --> 00:23:03,376 Hear you're leaving, too? 308 00:23:03,396 --> 00:23:06,112 Yeah, end of month. 309 00:23:06,132 --> 00:23:08,314 Me and my boyfriend are going travelling. 310 00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:09,855 That's exciting. 311 00:23:10,736 --> 00:23:13,019 Yeah. We're gonna go Australia. 312 00:23:13,039 --> 00:23:14,720 Then after that, we're gonna go Thailand, 313 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:18,697 and then just see how it goes. 314 00:23:19,913 --> 00:23:22,309 Just trying to travel as long as possible really. 315 00:23:23,016 --> 00:23:25,298 See the world before we get old. 316 00:23:26,019 --> 00:23:27,312 Yeah. 317 00:23:30,722 --> 00:23:32,405 Could I pinch one of them? 318 00:23:32,425 --> 00:23:33,907 Yeah, of course. 319 00:23:34,726 --> 00:23:36,042 Didn't know you smoked? 320 00:23:36,062 --> 00:23:37,210 I don't. 321 00:23:37,230 --> 00:23:42,859 Well, I did, but gave up when Liam was born. 322 00:23:44,837 --> 00:23:46,512 18 years ago. 323 00:23:50,043 --> 00:23:52,516 Oh, it's actually really nice, isn't it? 324 00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:56,529 Yeah, yeah, it is. 325 00:23:56,549 --> 00:23:57,995 Oh, dear. 326 00:25:08,321 --> 00:25:10,261 Oh my God. 327 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,525 Oh my fucking God. 328 00:25:18,331 --> 00:25:20,113 Get out the car! 329 00:25:20,133 --> 00:25:22,148 Are you deaf as well as fucking blind? 330 00:25:22,168 --> 00:25:24,851 I'm so sorry. I didn't even see you! 331 00:25:24,871 --> 00:25:26,119 Get out the fucking car! 332 00:25:26,139 --> 00:25:27,420 I didn't even... 333 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,695 Oh gosh. 334 00:25:30,443 --> 00:25:31,924 I'm sorry, Jackie! 335 00:25:31,944 --> 00:25:34,721 Oh, you fucking bitch! 336 00:25:39,552 --> 00:25:40,933 Come on. 337 00:25:40,953 --> 00:25:42,535 Keep your hands up. 338 00:25:42,555 --> 00:25:43,670 Come on. 339 00:25:43,690 --> 00:25:45,004 Keep your hands up. 340 00:25:45,024 --> 00:25:47,040 - Well, make it tight. - Tight. 341 00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:49,442 Like that. Yeah. That's it. Like that. 342 00:25:49,462 --> 00:25:51,144 Keep it tight. Come on. 343 00:25:51,164 --> 00:25:52,478 1, 2. 344 00:25:52,498 --> 00:25:53,746 1, 2. 345 00:25:53,766 --> 00:25:54,781 1, 2. 346 00:25:54,801 --> 00:25:56,883 Tight. Tight. 347 00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:58,805 Come on. Come on. 348 00:25:59,872 --> 00:26:00,953 Woop. Woop. 349 00:26:00,973 --> 00:26:03,141 It's the sound of the police. 350 00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:07,277 Look at those cones getting around the house, brother. 351 00:26:16,789 --> 00:26:17,805 I'm ready to have a good time. 352 00:26:17,825 --> 00:26:18,871 - You ready, yeah? - Yeah. 353 00:26:18,891 --> 00:26:20,373 Boy, I want to get on it. Oi. 354 00:26:20,393 --> 00:26:21,507 Lovers. Come on. 355 00:26:21,527 --> 00:26:22,775 Lover boy, get up. 356 00:26:22,795 --> 00:26:24,010 Come on. Let's get fucking on it. 357 00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:25,945 Let's get the party started. 358 00:26:25,965 --> 00:26:28,381 Let's get the fucking party started. 359 00:26:28,401 --> 00:26:31,253 Oi. Get the cocaine eggs! 360 00:26:51,924 --> 00:26:52,905 Hi, Mrs. Weekes. 361 00:26:52,925 --> 00:26:54,207 Hello, dear. 362 00:26:54,227 --> 00:26:57,243 I just wanted to talk to you about them next door. 363 00:26:57,263 --> 00:26:58,411 What about them? 364 00:26:58,431 --> 00:27:00,413 Well, they're a bloody nightmare, aren't they? 365 00:27:00,433 --> 00:27:02,315 I mean, I've been up for two nights. 366 00:27:02,335 --> 00:27:04,550 I think what we should do is all get together 367 00:27:04,570 --> 00:27:06,052 and talk to the council. 368 00:27:06,072 --> 00:27:08,488 I don't want any trouble at my age, love. 369 00:27:08,508 --> 00:27:11,825 We don't really hear them from our side anyway. 370 00:27:11,845 --> 00:27:12,826 Right. 371 00:27:12,846 --> 00:27:14,527 I'm sorry, love. 372 00:27:14,547 --> 00:27:16,763 Oh, do come by and have a cup of tea, though, 373 00:27:16,783 --> 00:27:18,418 when you've got a moment. 374 00:27:19,152 --> 00:27:20,834 I'm trying to get some people together 375 00:27:20,854 --> 00:27:22,268 to complain about the new neighbors. 376 00:27:22,288 --> 00:27:24,737 - And the noise. - I don't want to get involved. 377 00:27:24,757 --> 00:27:26,355 Don't bother me. Sorry. 378 00:27:28,361 --> 00:27:29,942 I'm trying to get some people together 379 00:27:29,962 --> 00:27:31,477 to complain about the new neighbors. 380 00:27:31,497 --> 00:27:33,646 And the noise. 381 00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:34,882 Hang on. 382 00:27:34,902 --> 00:27:37,944 I need me hearing aid. 383 00:27:49,282 --> 00:27:50,765 Oh! 384 00:28:00,593 --> 00:28:01,925 Ouch. 385 00:28:52,378 --> 00:28:53,827 Oh, I'm... 386 00:28:53,847 --> 00:28:57,650 I was really sorry about your dad. 387 00:28:58,852 --> 00:29:01,133 He was a good man. 388 00:29:01,153 --> 00:29:05,947 Not the kind of bloke you expect to die really. 389 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:12,078 He seemed so tough, you know? 390 00:29:14,968 --> 00:29:19,185 When my mom died, he never really recovered. 391 00:29:19,205 --> 00:29:22,476 Not being able to be with her at the end, it was... 392 00:29:26,512 --> 00:29:29,441 he was heartbroken, you know, literally. 393 00:29:44,196 --> 00:29:47,087 Well, my mom said it was a fantastic service. 394 00:29:48,301 --> 00:29:51,183 The finest funeral food she'd ever eaten. 395 00:29:51,203 --> 00:29:52,485 She said to him, 396 00:29:52,505 --> 00:29:55,130 "Christ himself couldn't have made a better buffet." 397 00:29:56,043 --> 00:29:58,291 And you know how much my mom loves Jesus. 398 00:29:58,311 --> 00:30:03,696 Well, tell your mom that Jesus didn't make the butties. 399 00:30:03,716 --> 00:30:07,139 I did. 400 00:30:13,359 --> 00:30:15,110 Yeah. 401 00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:20,713 Um, I got you something. 402 00:30:20,733 --> 00:30:22,330 A little present. 403 00:30:24,437 --> 00:30:25,618 For me? 404 00:30:25,638 --> 00:30:27,008 Yep. 405 00:30:40,786 --> 00:30:41,767 It's a violin. 406 00:30:41,787 --> 00:30:43,347 Yeah. 407 00:30:46,659 --> 00:30:47,800 What for? 408 00:30:49,062 --> 00:30:51,496 Well, you like classical music, don't you? 409 00:30:53,499 --> 00:30:54,948 Oh, yeah. 410 00:30:54,968 --> 00:30:56,984 I like listening to it on the radio. 411 00:30:57,004 --> 00:31:00,198 But I... I can't play the violin. 412 00:31:01,474 --> 00:31:04,554 Well, no. But you can practice, can't you? 413 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,601 I don't know what to say. 414 00:31:09,382 --> 00:31:11,816 Well, you don't need to say anything now. 415 00:31:12,385 --> 00:31:13,982 Thank you. 416 00:31:22,695 --> 00:31:27,047 So, um, well, are we gonna go out after here or what? 417 00:31:27,067 --> 00:31:28,180 What, now? 418 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,984 Yeah. Two for one at Niro's tonight. 419 00:31:31,004 --> 00:31:32,184 I don't know, Kev. 420 00:31:32,204 --> 00:31:35,488 They'll think the cleaning lady's turned up. 421 00:31:35,508 --> 00:31:37,623 Bollocks, I will not have that. 422 00:31:37,643 --> 00:31:38,892 You look gorgeous. 423 00:31:38,912 --> 00:31:41,594 Come on. We'll show the little shits how it's done. 424 00:31:41,614 --> 00:31:43,096 Oh, Kevin. 425 00:31:43,116 --> 00:31:44,764 I've got two left feet. 426 00:31:44,784 --> 00:31:45,698 Oh, yeah? 427 00:31:45,718 --> 00:31:47,500 Well, listen, I've got two right feet. 428 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,235 So we balance each other out. 429 00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:51,613 But why don't we just go back to your's? 430 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:55,085 Yeah, okay. 431 00:31:56,930 --> 00:31:58,210 Okay. 432 00:31:58,230 --> 00:31:59,846 Bedroom is through here. 433 00:31:59,866 --> 00:32:01,514 Um, make yourself comfortable. 434 00:32:01,534 --> 00:32:04,151 And I just need to use the bog. 435 00:32:04,171 --> 00:32:08,126 I'll be three, four minutes max. 436 00:32:10,543 --> 00:32:11,836 Hmm. 437 00:33:10,703 --> 00:33:13,366 Showtime, baby. 438 00:33:22,115 --> 00:33:24,891 Ah, for fuck's sake. 439 00:35:57,971 --> 00:36:03,104 Oh, hi, um, I'm glad you're awake. 440 00:36:03,676 --> 00:36:08,560 Um, I just wanted to, um, apologize 441 00:36:08,580 --> 00:36:09,950 for the other night. 442 00:36:10,850 --> 00:36:12,106 Right. 443 00:36:12,919 --> 00:36:16,684 I was just really tired and um, 444 00:36:17,991 --> 00:36:19,571 but I appreciate it. I was a bit stroppy. 445 00:36:19,591 --> 00:36:21,274 And I meant no harm. 446 00:36:21,294 --> 00:36:22,891 And um, 447 00:36:24,898 --> 00:36:27,294 I just wanted to make you a peace offering. 448 00:36:28,034 --> 00:36:29,403 To say, sorry. 449 00:36:54,227 --> 00:36:55,823 Good? 450 00:37:00,467 --> 00:37:02,415 You did good. 451 00:37:02,435 --> 00:37:04,566 Apology accepted, Nigella. 452 00:37:06,739 --> 00:37:08,071 Great. 453 00:37:17,050 --> 00:37:19,665 Hi, it's Mark here. 454 00:37:19,685 --> 00:37:21,929 And welcome back to the podcast. 455 00:37:23,123 --> 00:37:26,739 Today's episode is gonna focus on the best principles 456 00:37:26,759 --> 00:37:29,461 and practices for a great night. 457 00:38:20,413 --> 00:38:22,011 Oh. 458 00:42:32,432 --> 00:42:33,613 Listen, listen, 459 00:42:33,633 --> 00:42:36,095 I'll call you back in two minutes, yeah I've got to go. 460 00:42:55,388 --> 00:42:57,176 Come on, come on. 461 00:43:02,095 --> 00:43:04,339 Come on, come on, come on. 462 00:44:17,637 --> 00:44:19,919 And exhale. 463 00:44:21,974 --> 00:44:24,219 Breathe in. 464 00:44:29,048 --> 00:44:33,080 And start to curl and lift your way up. 465 00:44:53,372 --> 00:44:55,555 Now, can you play a telling safety shot. 466 00:44:55,575 --> 00:44:59,796 And stay in the driving seat in this round. 467 00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:09,702 This looks like a pretty decent line. 468 00:45:09,722 --> 00:45:11,510 But how's the length? 469 00:45:12,692 --> 00:45:14,556 It looks pretty good. 470 00:45:15,294 --> 00:45:17,276 He just needs to be very careful here 471 00:45:17,296 --> 00:45:19,178 that he doesn't accidentally knock a red 472 00:45:19,198 --> 00:45:21,366 over the middle pocket. 473 00:45:29,408 --> 00:45:31,691 Oh, he didn't want that kiss on the brown, 474 00:45:31,711 --> 00:45:33,226 and it could have... 475 00:45:33,246 --> 00:45:36,195 Put himself in all sorts of trouble here. 476 00:45:36,215 --> 00:45:38,954 Big, big mistake from... 477 00:46:15,655 --> 00:46:17,236 Listen, Nicky, I know it was you that broke 478 00:46:17,256 --> 00:46:18,337 into my fucking house, yeah? 479 00:46:18,357 --> 00:46:20,306 I know it was you, you dirty fucking cow. 480 00:46:20,326 --> 00:46:21,240 Go away! 481 00:46:21,260 --> 00:46:22,642 Or I'm gonna... I'm gonna call the police! 482 00:46:22,662 --> 00:46:25,745 Oh, go on, go on call the fucking police then! 483 00:46:25,765 --> 00:46:27,046 Look, I would love it for you 484 00:46:27,066 --> 00:46:28,180 to bring the fucking police down, 485 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,850 because you broke into my fucking house, 486 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,651 and you destroyed my fucking property! 487 00:46:31,671 --> 00:46:34,053 I don't know what you're talking about, alright? 488 00:46:34,073 --> 00:46:35,187 How'd you get in? 489 00:46:35,207 --> 00:46:36,389 I bet you got a set of keys 490 00:46:36,409 --> 00:46:39,058 from your fucking dead parents, didn't you? 491 00:46:39,078 --> 00:46:40,693 Yeah, I know all about you, Nicky, 492 00:46:40,713 --> 00:46:42,562 you cheeky fucking cunt! 493 00:46:42,582 --> 00:46:44,031 Oi! Give me the fucking keys, yeah? 494 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:45,064 And I'll leave you alone. 495 00:46:45,084 --> 00:46:46,666 Just bring me the fucking keys. 496 00:46:46,686 --> 00:46:47,767 Oi! 497 00:46:47,787 --> 00:46:50,146 Stop fucking ignoring me. I know you're in there. 498 00:46:51,657 --> 00:46:53,864 Can you fucking hear me, Nicky? 499 00:46:54,794 --> 00:46:56,910 Oh, you want to give me the silent treatment? 500 00:46:56,930 --> 00:46:58,527 Alright, watch this. 501 00:46:59,699 --> 00:47:02,615 Oi, oi, Nicky that lives in the red door, yeah? 502 00:47:02,635 --> 00:47:05,484 Yeah, yeah, number four. Yeah, that Nicky. 503 00:47:05,504 --> 00:47:07,788 The Nicky who breaks into people's houses. 504 00:47:07,808 --> 00:47:10,289 Go on, tell everyone why you broke into my house. 505 00:47:10,309 --> 00:47:13,392 What, you like breaking my property, do ya? 506 00:47:13,412 --> 00:47:17,901 Fuck me again, I swear I'm going to fucking go nuts! 507 00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:35,514 Listen, next time I see you, Nicky, yeah, 508 00:47:35,534 --> 00:47:37,216 we're gonna have a little chat about the money you owe me 509 00:47:37,236 --> 00:47:39,352 for a new fucking sound system. 510 00:47:39,372 --> 00:47:41,654 They don't come cheap, either, I can tell you that for free. 511 00:47:41,674 --> 00:47:43,623 Do you hear me, yeah? 512 00:47:43,643 --> 00:47:46,459 Better sleep with your fucking eyes open, you fucking idiot. 513 00:48:34,895 --> 00:48:36,758 Reggie? 514 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,836 Hi, Neil. 515 00:51:15,856 --> 00:51:20,506 Um, look, I'm really sorry, but I'm not gonna be able 516 00:51:20,526 --> 00:51:21,875 to come in today. 517 00:51:21,895 --> 00:51:24,277 Oh. What do you mean, Nick? 518 00:51:24,297 --> 00:51:26,086 I'm just not... 519 00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:28,380 I'm just not feeling very well. 520 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,016 I think... 521 00:51:30,036 --> 00:51:32,152 I think I've got that bug that's going round. 522 00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:34,353 Could you not have let me know earlier? 523 00:51:34,373 --> 00:51:36,256 You're gonna be here in 10 minutes. 524 00:51:36,276 --> 00:51:38,216 I'm really sorry, I... 525 00:51:38,979 --> 00:51:41,862 I meant to call you at 7:00, but I overslept. 526 00:51:41,882 --> 00:51:42,996 Well, could you not come in 527 00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:44,331 just for a few hours? 528 00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:45,664 I'll try and get someone from the agency. 529 00:51:45,684 --> 00:51:46,967 You were fine when I saw you the other day. 530 00:51:46,987 --> 00:51:49,876 I've got the shits, Neil, alright? 531 00:52:06,438 --> 00:52:08,088 Hi, you've reached 532 00:52:08,108 --> 00:52:09,289 Rachel's hair and beauty. 533 00:52:09,309 --> 00:52:10,824 I can't take your call right now 534 00:52:10,844 --> 00:52:13,772 but please leave a message and I'll get back to you. 535 00:53:02,494 --> 00:53:04,170 Reggie? 536 00:53:06,166 --> 00:53:08,747 Chu, chu, chu, chu, chu, chu. 537 00:53:08,767 --> 00:53:09,849 Reggie? 538 00:53:09,869 --> 00:53:12,266 Chu, chu, chu, chu, chu, chu. 539 00:53:16,409 --> 00:53:17,656 Reggie? 540 00:53:17,676 --> 00:53:20,072 Chu, chu, chu, chu, chu, chu. 541 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,562 Reggie? 542 00:53:23,582 --> 00:53:25,409 You looking for a cat? 543 00:53:27,486 --> 00:53:29,313 Have you seen one? 544 00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:35,183 Is it like a little brown stripey cat? 545 00:53:42,202 --> 00:53:44,939 Nah, I ain't seen it, mate. 546 00:54:09,528 --> 00:54:14,359 Mm, I love cupcakes, mate. 547 00:54:22,442 --> 00:54:24,496 Do you smell burning? 548 00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:27,986 Fuck! 549 00:54:35,455 --> 00:54:37,129 Fuck! 550 00:57:11,611 --> 00:57:13,437 What do you want? 551 00:57:14,847 --> 00:57:17,320 You left your violin. 552 00:57:21,321 --> 00:57:23,185 Kev? 553 00:57:42,342 --> 00:57:43,823 You alright? 554 00:57:43,843 --> 00:57:45,491 You look awful. 555 00:57:45,511 --> 00:57:47,490 Oh, thanks. 556 00:57:48,248 --> 00:57:49,362 Shoes off, please. 557 00:57:49,382 --> 00:57:51,664 Oh, yeah. Right. 558 00:57:53,253 --> 00:57:56,636 Look, about the other night, Kev, I'm just not... 559 00:57:56,656 --> 00:57:58,786 I'm just not used to any of that anymore. 560 00:57:59,659 --> 00:58:01,574 I mean, waking up in someone else's bed 561 00:58:01,594 --> 00:58:02,976 and just... 562 00:58:02,996 --> 00:58:05,126 Yeah, yeah, alright. 563 00:58:06,966 --> 00:58:09,134 You could have text back. 564 00:58:11,104 --> 00:58:12,652 I was half expecting to come around here 565 00:58:12,672 --> 00:58:14,854 and find a dead body. 566 00:58:14,874 --> 00:58:16,689 Which wouldn't be the first time either. 567 00:58:16,709 --> 00:58:17,857 Yeah, you find a lot of bodies 568 00:58:17,877 --> 00:58:19,892 in the parking enforcement game. 569 00:58:19,912 --> 00:58:21,261 Jeez, that's a hell of a racket 570 00:58:21,281 --> 00:58:23,896 your neighbors are making for a Wednesday night. 571 00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:27,133 They go all night. 572 00:58:27,153 --> 00:58:29,969 Every night. 573 00:58:29,989 --> 00:58:32,972 You know, I haven't slept since I stayed at your place. 574 00:58:32,992 --> 00:58:35,508 I've never taken any drugs. 575 00:58:35,528 --> 00:58:36,676 Nothing like that. 576 00:58:36,696 --> 00:58:39,012 But I feel like I'm on a knee. 577 00:58:39,032 --> 00:58:40,580 Seriously? 578 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,282 Well, you can't have that. 579 00:58:42,302 --> 00:58:45,918 I think they've done something to my cat, Kev. 580 00:58:45,938 --> 00:58:47,387 He's not been back for days. 581 00:58:47,407 --> 00:58:49,489 What? 582 00:58:49,509 --> 00:58:50,189 Okay, well, I'm gonna go in there 583 00:58:50,209 --> 00:58:51,424 and I'll have a word for you. 584 00:58:51,444 --> 00:58:53,326 No, I wouldn't do that. They're not very nice. 585 00:58:53,346 --> 00:58:55,395 We'll soon fucking see about that. 586 00:58:55,415 --> 00:58:57,630 And you can't let people bully you, Nicky. 587 00:58:57,650 --> 00:58:58,731 No way. 588 00:58:58,751 --> 00:58:59,932 Let's see what they say to a brown belt. 589 00:58:59,952 --> 00:59:01,834 No, Kev. Kevin. 590 00:59:01,854 --> 00:59:03,303 They're really nasty. 591 00:59:03,323 --> 00:59:04,537 - I've already been... - Yeah, well, listen. 592 00:59:04,557 --> 00:59:06,574 I'll teach them some manners. 593 00:59:16,202 --> 00:59:17,850 Don't make me fuck with your nose, 594 00:59:17,870 --> 00:59:18,951 you've got something on your nose here. 595 00:59:18,971 --> 00:59:19,986 You've got something on your nose here. 596 00:59:20,006 --> 00:59:21,988 Stop it! Just take it, alright? 597 00:59:22,008 --> 00:59:23,656 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck is this? 598 00:59:23,676 --> 00:59:25,058 Go inside. 599 00:59:25,078 --> 00:59:26,492 No, I'm not being funny, but what's this? 600 00:59:26,512 --> 00:59:27,593 I'll get you the rest, okay? 601 00:59:27,613 --> 00:59:28,895 I just want my cat back. 602 00:59:28,915 --> 00:59:30,963 I've not seen your stupid cat, you daft cow, yeah? 603 00:59:30,983 --> 00:59:32,565 I've not seen it. What are you banging on about? 604 00:59:32,585 --> 00:59:33,803 Him. 605 00:59:35,021 --> 00:59:36,102 You know something. 606 00:59:36,122 --> 00:59:37,470 No one knows about your stupid... 607 00:59:37,490 --> 00:59:39,772 Don't laugh at me! 608 00:59:39,792 --> 00:59:40,907 Okay, I'm gonna go in. 609 00:59:40,927 --> 00:59:41,974 Wait, wait, wait, wait... 610 00:59:41,994 --> 00:59:42,775 No, I wanna go in, Reggie, Reggie! 611 00:59:42,795 --> 00:59:43,743 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 612 00:59:43,763 --> 00:59:45,144 Hey, what are you fucking doing? 613 00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:47,180 Relax, relax, you ain't going in me fucking house, yeah? 614 00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,281 Relax. 615 00:59:48,301 --> 00:59:50,350 Are you fucking alright? What are you fucking doing? 616 00:59:50,370 --> 00:59:51,384 Have you lost it? 617 00:59:51,404 --> 00:59:52,820 I think you're fucking losing it, ain't you? 618 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,887 I know you... Better get inside love, yeah? 619 00:59:54,907 --> 00:59:56,889 Before it gets messy. Go on, get inside. 620 00:59:56,909 --> 00:59:59,692 You're losing it, get inside. 621 00:59:59,712 --> 01:00:03,529 If you have hurt my cat, I will kill you. 622 01:00:03,549 --> 01:00:04,689 Oh! 623 01:00:05,318 --> 01:00:07,300 No, you're actually losing it, love. 624 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,202 Love, I think you're losing it, yeah? 625 01:00:09,222 --> 01:00:11,304 I'm actually worried about you, love. 626 01:00:11,324 --> 01:00:13,807 Going crazy, get in, turn the fucking volume up. 627 01:00:13,827 --> 01:00:14,967 What did I tell you? 628 01:00:16,028 --> 01:00:18,111 I think he's broken my fucking nose. 629 01:00:18,131 --> 01:00:18,945 Good! 630 01:00:18,965 --> 01:00:20,346 I told you, didn't I? 631 01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:22,548 Not to go around poking your snout in. 632 01:00:22,568 --> 01:00:23,750 I was only trying to help. 633 01:00:23,770 --> 01:00:24,852 Help? 634 01:00:24,872 --> 01:00:27,653 You've made things worse, you specky twat! 635 01:00:27,673 --> 01:00:30,356 Alright, well then I'll... I'll just go then, will I? 636 01:00:30,376 --> 01:00:33,559 I wouldn't want to bleed in your fancy carpet. 637 01:00:33,579 --> 01:00:36,028 And... and... and don't worry about an ambulance, will ya? 638 01:00:36,048 --> 01:00:37,663 I'll drive myself. 639 01:00:37,683 --> 01:00:39,737 Kevin! 640 01:00:40,753 --> 01:00:42,656 Kev! 641 01:00:57,370 --> 01:00:59,051 Hi, you've reached 642 01:00:59,071 --> 01:01:00,219 Rachel's hair and beauty. 643 01:01:00,239 --> 01:01:01,754 I can't take your call right now, 644 01:01:01,774 --> 01:01:04,665 but please leave a message and I'll get back to you. 645 01:01:08,481 --> 01:01:11,197 Hi, you've reached Rachel's hair and beauty. 646 01:01:11,217 --> 01:01:12,853 I can't take your... 647 01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:37,445 Reg? 648 01:07:27,060 --> 01:07:28,999 Reggie? 649 01:07:33,867 --> 01:07:35,347 Reggie? 650 01:07:35,367 --> 01:07:36,850 Chu, chu, chu, chu. 651 01:07:36,870 --> 01:07:38,923 Come on, darling. 652 01:07:44,177 --> 01:07:46,345 Reggie? 653 01:08:03,230 --> 01:08:06,005 Reggie! 654 01:08:20,947 --> 01:08:23,229 Oh, oh. 655 01:08:27,954 --> 01:08:29,172 Oh. 656 01:08:33,326 --> 01:08:36,559 Fucking bastards. 657 01:09:24,244 --> 01:09:26,830 - What the fuck? - Shut the fuck up! 658 01:09:27,446 --> 01:09:31,064 - Deano? - Do I look fucking Deano? 659 01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:33,266 Stop being a weirdo. 660 01:09:33,286 --> 01:09:34,834 Ah! 661 01:09:34,854 --> 01:09:36,414 Ah! 662 01:09:37,690 --> 01:09:38,972 Ah! 663 01:09:38,992 --> 01:09:40,739 Deano! 664 01:09:40,759 --> 01:09:41,674 Deano! 665 01:09:41,694 --> 01:09:43,376 Deano can't hear you! 666 01:09:43,396 --> 01:09:47,505 Because their music's too fucking loud! 667 01:09:51,972 --> 01:09:53,646 Get down! 668 01:10:10,056 --> 01:10:13,173 Now for the illustrious Rachmaninoff 669 01:10:13,193 --> 01:10:15,893 with his prelude in C minor. 670 01:10:45,859 --> 01:10:47,266 Ah! 671 01:10:48,395 --> 01:10:50,639 - Come on! - Ah! No, no, no, no. 672 01:10:55,768 --> 01:10:57,024 Okay. 673 01:10:59,239 --> 01:11:00,387 You're gonna get in. 674 01:11:00,407 --> 01:11:01,855 It's not even big enough! 675 01:11:01,875 --> 01:11:03,282 I'm 6'2! 676 01:11:09,149 --> 01:11:11,131 You're a fucking nut job. 677 01:11:11,151 --> 01:11:12,292 Am I? 678 01:11:13,652 --> 01:11:17,569 I'm not the one who goes around 679 01:11:17,589 --> 01:11:21,141 murdering defenseless, 680 01:11:21,161 --> 01:11:23,410 innocent creatures. 681 01:11:23,430 --> 01:11:25,412 I didn't kill your fucking cat! 682 01:11:25,432 --> 01:11:28,398 Well, he looked pretty dead to me! 683 01:11:30,170 --> 01:11:32,223 Are you alive, Reggie? 684 01:11:35,308 --> 01:11:36,829 No answer. 685 01:11:37,977 --> 01:11:39,526 Okay, okay, okay. Look, look, look! 686 01:11:39,546 --> 01:11:40,626 I locked it in the house! 687 01:11:40,646 --> 01:11:42,796 Okay? Dean told me to. 688 01:11:42,816 --> 01:11:44,563 He said, you owed him money 689 01:11:44,583 --> 01:11:47,093 and he'd get the cat back when you paid up. 690 01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:49,402 I didn't hurt it! 691 01:11:49,422 --> 01:11:51,504 I even fed it and everything! 692 01:11:51,524 --> 01:11:53,313 Look, I love animals! 693 01:11:55,428 --> 01:11:56,986 Do you? 694 01:11:58,531 --> 01:12:00,395 What's your favorite animal? 695 01:12:02,368 --> 01:12:05,144 Uh, I like tigers. 696 01:12:05,771 --> 01:12:07,332 You're kidding. 697 01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:13,026 A tiger is just another type of cat, isn't it? 698 01:12:13,046 --> 01:12:18,789 So maybe you should have been a bit fucking nicer to mine! 699 01:12:20,719 --> 01:12:22,734 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 700 01:12:22,754 --> 01:12:25,071 Please! I won't go there anymore! 701 01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:27,006 I won't go and I'll tell Dean to keep it down! 702 01:12:27,026 --> 01:12:27,907 Oh, will you? 703 01:12:27,927 --> 01:12:30,376 Please! Please! 704 01:12:30,396 --> 01:12:31,710 Please! 705 01:12:31,730 --> 01:12:33,612 Please! Please! 706 01:12:33,632 --> 01:12:35,611 Please! 707 01:12:38,505 --> 01:12:40,483 For fuck's sake! 708 01:12:45,744 --> 01:12:47,427 No, no, no, no, no, no! 709 01:12:47,447 --> 01:12:50,497 No! No! No. 710 01:12:50,517 --> 01:12:53,933 If I see you anywhere near my street, 711 01:12:53,953 --> 01:12:58,938 I'm gonna tell your poxy mates you pissed your pants. 712 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:00,176 Okay? 713 01:13:05,999 --> 01:13:08,509 Go on. 714 01:14:08,228 --> 01:14:10,206 I'm sorry, sweetheart. 715 01:18:00,793 --> 01:18:02,074 Hi, ya. 716 01:18:02,094 --> 01:18:03,476 Hello, you. 717 01:18:03,496 --> 01:18:04,714 Everything all right? 718 01:18:06,566 --> 01:18:08,430 Yeah, everything's... 719 01:18:12,104 --> 01:18:13,854 I'm sorry to call you at work. 720 01:18:13,874 --> 01:18:15,888 I um, 721 01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:21,494 just wondered if you had Jackie Maclntyre's number. 722 01:18:21,514 --> 01:18:23,797 You used to do her hair, didn't you? 723 01:18:23,817 --> 01:18:25,665 Um, yeah, I think so. 724 01:18:25,685 --> 01:18:26,901 Why? 725 01:18:29,288 --> 01:18:34,106 Well, her 15-year-old's in bed with my neighbor next door. 726 01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:35,975 What? 727 01:18:35,995 --> 01:18:37,859 How old's the neighbor? 728 01:18:39,098 --> 01:18:40,881 About 30-odd. 729 01:18:40,901 --> 01:18:42,982 Fucking hell. 730 01:18:43,002 --> 01:18:45,322 Does he know she's underage? 731 01:18:47,073 --> 01:18:49,288 No. That's not the point, is it? 732 01:18:49,308 --> 01:18:50,690 Dirty sod wants locking up, 733 01:18:50,710 --> 01:18:51,757 if you ask me. 734 01:18:51,777 --> 01:18:53,726 So have you got it? 735 01:18:53,746 --> 01:18:55,127 Got what? 736 01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:57,497 Big Mac's number. 737 01:18:57,517 --> 01:18:59,875 You're not gonna tell Jackie, are ya? 738 01:19:01,020 --> 01:19:03,911 You'll start world war fucking three, Nicola. 739 01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:07,672 That's the idea. 740 01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:50,496 Um, hi, Kevin. 741 01:22:50,516 --> 01:22:55,652 Um, it's... it's Nicky, obviously. 742 01:22:56,388 --> 01:22:59,472 I just wanted to say that I am really sorry 743 01:22:59,492 --> 01:23:00,740 about the other night, 744 01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:04,111 and um, I wasn't feeling very well. 745 01:23:04,131 --> 01:23:08,081 But that's... it's not an excuse, 746 01:23:08,101 --> 01:23:13,987 because I was rude and ungrateful. 747 01:23:14,007 --> 01:23:17,623 And you're not a specky twat. 748 01:23:17,643 --> 01:23:23,395 You're actually really nice, and kind, 749 01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:24,831 and you're funny. 750 01:23:24,851 --> 01:23:27,700 And um, I thought you might like to know 751 01:23:27,720 --> 01:23:31,410 how I'm getting on with my violin practice. 752 01:23:36,762 --> 01:23:41,632 So, are you ready?